Trendy whisky drinker turning into traditional whisky drinker

31 Oct 2017

A 28-YEAR-OLD who got into whisky because it was fashionable now resembles a middle-aged Scotch drinker, it has emerged.

Hipster Tom Logan’s initial plan to discover ‘small batch’ craft whisky made by people with tasteful tattoos has been replaced by a new one to get pissed while sitting at home in his slippers.

Girlfriend Nikki Hollis said: “Six months ago Tom wanted to discover new blends and visit trendy whisky bars, but now he prefers to drink it in his armchair with a little jug of water.

“He’s also stopped droning on about ‘peaty aromas’ and ‘fruity finishes’ in favour of half-finished sentences that sort of trail off into vaguely aggressive mumbling.

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“I’m starting to think the true appeal of whisky might be not be its fascinating heritage, but the very high alcohol content.”

Logan said: “I’ve noticed my nose has turned red, but that’s probably just a healthy glow from the ‘water of life’.”

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